Obama raped

Today was an unusually good day for Jews. We demonstrated our power to the world by bringing the superpower’s president to his knees.

Despite his electoral rhetoric and early presidential pronouncements, Obama refused to support the Palestinians in their perfectly reasonable UN bid for statehood. Clearly, their only hope is to go directly to the UN, because thirty years of talks with Israel have gotten them no state. Indeed, like any other people, Jews only understand force, and will never give the Palestinians a state merely on the basis of negotiations.

Obama spoke the Jewish language, voicing concern for Israel’s security, as if that would prevent another state from coming into being. He waived justice and reason, abandoned his earlier demands for a prompt resolution to the conflict, and succumbed to pressure from the Jewish lobby.