The plan is nonsense. Millions of tourists come to China annually, but none of them supports the communist regime. Apartheid South Africa was a major tourist destination, but suffered condemnation and sanctions. If anything, the tourists would support internationalizing Jerusalem.

It takes a psychiatrist to understand the Jewish longing to be loved by others.

UNHCR also confirmed that the majority of illegals come from Eritrea. The UN people failed to come to the obvious conclusion: the Eritreans are not refugees.

Now that the Sudanese government has signed peace with the Darfur rebels, Sudanese immigrants in Israel have lost any claim to refugee status, and must be deported immediately.

Israeli films nominated for Oscars are always ultra-left, pro-Arab, anti-Zionist: Beaufort, Waltz with Bashir, etc. Virtually every film produced in Israel is ultra-left. They are good films, though.

Like al Zaidi, Cohen was indicted for criminal assault, though his shoes regrettably posed no threat to Beinisch, and he was only expressing his political opinion. In Jewish and Arab tradition alike, taking off one’s shoe, much more than throwing it, is an extreme offense.

There are tens of thousands of Jewish orphans right here in Israel, and many more in Eastern Europe, but of course we must care of the Haitians first.

The minister claimed that we must help the Haitians because they voted in the UN for establishing Israel in 1947. Oh sure, they did. The Haitian dictator voted with us because we paid him.

While it is legal in Israel to supply medical marijuana, it remains illegal to sell it.

Tikkun Olam, however, has switched from free distribution of marijuana to a $100-a-month all-you-can-eat deal. The price is well above the production cost.

Excuse me, are there not enough charity causes in Israel? Do Jews have any charity money to spare after we feed our hungry and reinforce our schools?

A similar figure of 20% supported Netanyahu’s refusal to trade major terrorists for an unfortunate Israeli corporal.

Curiously, 17% of Israeli Arabs opposed the High Court’s decision to open Highway 443 to the Palestinians. They are reasonably concerned that Palestinian terrorists do not bother to verify a driver’s religion before shooting at him.

The Palestinians, of course, do not have Israeli insurance.

The Torah explicitly allows polygamy, the rabbinical ban against it has long expired, and in several cases Israeli rabbis have allowed men to take a second wife. In a country which allows homosexual marriage, what can be the moral basis for prohibiting polygamy?

But sensitive Jews, of course, have to welcome tens of thousands of HIV-ridden African illegals.

We’re a small and fragile economy in a hot country, and we must not bear any of the costs of the latest craze while four billion people in developing nations, including our Arab enemies, continue to pollute to their hearts’ content.

Haredim and Arabs, to all purposes, do not study in schools. Arabs pass specially crafted exams with extremely low requirements, and haredim have most exams omitted for them.

Which is not surprising: after such prime ministers as Rabin, Barak, and Netanyahu, any homosexual would do.

Since the time of the early Zionist settlements in Palestine, the education system here has been pervaded by a socialist redneck attitude: too smart and educated isn’t good. Israeli public school teachers often graduated from short courses rather than university. They do not deserve and cannot win the respect of parents and students, whose grades are lackluster.

Instead of recognizing the flu as utterly insignificant compared to other causes of death, the government pleaded with America, Germany, and Britain for emergency supplies. The hysteria means a windfall for pharmaceutical companies, and is expected to cost Israeli taxpayers some $130 million—more than would have been required to reinforce schools in Sderot against a very real threat; at that time, no money was found.

Without trial, the homosexuals blame ultra-Orthodox Jews for the deaths.

Normal Jews then chased the homosexuals out of their neighborhood.

Suitably, on Saturday the perverts will demonstrate at Rabin’s Square.

Some of the immigrants in question are Africans, but many others are foreign workers who tried to stay in Israel by having babies here. The stupid Israeli state provides them with free health insurance and education, so they have every incentive to stay after their work visas expire.

In a rare feat of normalcy, the High Court rejected the NGO’s petition to stop the deportation of pregnant foreign workers.

Which is nonsense. Jews don’t want Naqba lessons in our schools because we’re happy about the Palestinian “catastrophe.” Their catastrophe is our independence, their loss of the country is our statehood, and their defeat is our victory.

MK Ahmed Tibi, an Israeli citizen who had been close to Arafat, lashed out against Saar. Tibi is right on this: refusing to teach Naqba in schools would not remove it from Israeli reality. Rather, the expulsion of Israeli Arabs would change the situation.

It is a testimony to the warped state of Israeli affairs that the establishment cannot remove Naqba from the curriculum for more than a year.

The arrested woman, who is five months pregnant, suffered from a severe psychiatric disorder and abused her child as a result. Instead of peacefully resolving the matter with community leaders, the police acted like leftists and charged the woman with child abuse that she did not comprehend she had committed.

The fox was hunted down only after it caused critical damage to the system, almost leaving the entire town without electricity.

Which makes the Palestinians right: this cannot be a Jewish land.

Unsurprisingly, Israeli pupils score in the second dozen in international math competitions.

In an ADL poll in Israel, 60 percent of Israelis proved themselves to be clinically brainwashed, as they voiced favorable opinions of the Hussein—despite his prohibition for Israel to attack Iran.
A third of Israeli Jews oppose an attack on Iran even if the sanctions fail—as if they did not fail already two years ago.

Refreshingly, young Israelis showed less support for Obama and more for attacking the nuclear mullahs. As if we have any other option.

Curiously, the leftist state forced all Jewish entertainment outlets to close down for the Remembrance Day, though similar demands on Yom Kippur are deemed religious coercion. Arab entertainment establishments will be closed tomorrow as they mourn Jewish Independence Day.

They come with a downside: in our crazy ethnic-blind Jewish state, child allowances go to Arabs, too—so they breed more. That paradox was the major reason for government to curtail the subsidies years ago. There is a simple solution: privatizing the charity. When American Jews collect money for Israel, it should not go to the government for ethnic-blind programs, but to private Jewish charities which support Jewish children.

The real horror is in the poll’s premise: homosexuality among kids is taken for granted.

Neither of these two professions or fake sciences actually requires four-year studies. Like many other programs in various universities, they are a waste of time and government funds.

The “father,” 42, is just twelve years older than the adopted “son.” Dr.Amit Kama’s dissertation deals with how gays interact among themselves. Kama’s work is not exactly Kama Sutra, but closer to porn than to academic discourse.

The “mother,” Dr.Uzi Even, was the first openly homosexual Knesset member, elected on the communist Meretz Party list. Even’s political connections allowed him to push the court for such an unorthodox decision.

What is so difficult to understand about Leviticus 20:13, “And the man who lays with a man like with woman, that is abomination, let them be executed, their blood is on them [rather than on their executioners].”

Passers-by called a fire team, which saved the parrot with artificial respiration through an oxygen tube.

When was the last time the hospitals treated Jewish patients free?

The paper continues its operation, police do not plan to bring charges, and the establishment condemns Lieberman for calling Israeli Arabs disloyal.

Popok is not alone. By various estimates, ten to fifty thousand Jewish women are married to Muslims. They’re continuously abused both because they are women and because they are Jewish. Many want to escape from their husbands, but the Israeli Supreme Court has abandoned them. According to Israeli law, Muslim families fall under the jurisdiction of Sharia. Sharia proclaims children of Muslim fathers to be Muslim; these Jewish wives converted to Islam in order to marry Israeli Arabs. These children, whom Jewish law recognizes as fully Jewish, cannot leave their Muslim fathers when Jewish women finally realize they must divorce them.

For many years, Kahanists have run an informal organization that protects those women. Despite threats from the Arabs and criminal prosecution by the Israeli government, Jews enter Arab villages and forcibly remove the children to reunite them with their mothers. For years after the divorce, Kahanists guard the women, whose Arab ex-husbands often try to kill them. They have saved thousands of women and their Jewish children—and they need your donations.

Weeks ago, a Jerusalem water supply company published an official report detailing massive theft of water by Arabs. In every Israeli town and village, Arabs steal vast quantities of water and refuse to pay for metered consumption. Arab farmers routinely draw water directly from intercity pipes.

Israel supplies water to Jordan, Gaza, and the West Bank. Only a warped Jewish mind could envisage supplying cheap water to our enemies when Jews pay for expensive desalinated water.

Lt. Karov left for war the day after his marriage. His act was the subject of controversy among the Orthodox population because the Torah commands newlyweds to stay at home for a year and spares them from military obligation. Aaron’s father distributed a leaflet throughout synagogues pointing out correctly that the release only concerns wars of expansion. In an obligatory war of defense, every man must fight.

Not only the defense of Israel motivated Lt. Karov; he also felt himself most suited to lead his platoon into the fighting. He won’t abandon the soldiers he has trained with.

Aaron received massive head injuries when his platoon entered a booby-trapped building. He survived twelve-hour-long neurosurgery and returned to consciousness.

Scores of Israelis are killed and wounded in Russia in various accidents, even anti-Semitic attacks. The Russian government never considered compensating any of them. But Jewish fraiers would pay everyone.