It is very fitting for a country which upholds the rights of its Arab enemies and African illegals to milk the state to turn next to the rights of… chickens. The Agricultural Ministry wanted to increase the minimum size for chicken cages threefold, but human rights groups opposed the bill because the changes wouldn’t take place immediately.

We should also consider the human rights of the malaria mosquito, which suffered genocide at our hands 70 years ago. Meaningful restitution, pro-active demographic measures, and affirmative-action universities can bring justice to the aboriginal population of the Holy Land marshes.

The EU’s foreign ministers have approved a watered-down version of the Iranian oil embargo. It would be launched in phases, thus effectively cutting down Iranian oil exports a year from now, by which time Iran will be a nuclear power.