Comments on: Why toast falls butter side down http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm A Machiavellian Perspective on the Middle East Conflict Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:16:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Ray Bright http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-113363 Ray Bright Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:03:41 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-113363 I don't know which idiot came up with the idea to put the so called butter, which really is a concentrate made of excretions from the puss that comes out of the infected cow-tits on the bread! * It is as if Israelis were not fat enough, and as if heart attacks did not kill more people in Israel than all the wars combined! * Therefore when bread falls the buttered side down it is an act of God. God does not want you to eat butter, you are not a calf. Got makes it fall that way to make it so disgusting that you don't eat it. I don’t know which idiot came up with the idea to put the so called butter, which really is a concentrate made of excretions from the puss that comes out of the infected cow-tits on the bread!
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It is as if Israelis were not fat enough, and as if heart attacks did not kill more people in Israel than all the wars combined!
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Therefore when bread falls the buttered side down it is an act of God. God does not want you to eat butter, you are not a calf. Got makes it fall that way to make it so disgusting that you don’t eat it.

]]> By: bogginator http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-112193 bogginator Mon, 25 May 2009 18:24:48 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-112193 All fallen toast is dukkha. The desire for toast that has not fallen is dukkha. We should have empathy for the fallen toast, thus moving that much closer to nirvana. Otherwise, we will experience bad buttered karma. All fallen toast is dukkha. The desire for toast that has not fallen is dukkha.

We should have empathy for the fallen toast, thus moving that much closer to nirvana.

Otherwise, we will experience bad buttered karma.

]]> By: ME http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111272 ME Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:59:03 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-111272 This is good. What about the fact that the butter is spread across an elongated piece of toast, by beginning away from the spreader and drawing the butter towards the spreader. Then, the melting occurs first at the top part not being held, eventually, the butter is melting and falling through the crevices toward the opposite side being held. So is it possible the collective weight at the portion not secured is causing the buttered side to hit the surface? If you try spreading away from the spreader, maybe the butter will stay heavy at the secured end, and then not fall on the surface. If it only happens with such secured positioning of buttered toast, then it must be the excess weight from the butter. This is good.

What about the fact that the butter is spread across an elongated piece of toast, by beginning away from the spreader and drawing the butter towards the spreader. Then, the melting occurs first at the top part not being held, eventually, the butter is melting and falling through the crevices toward the opposite side being held.

So is it possible the collective weight at the portion not secured is causing the buttered side to hit the surface? If you try spreading away from the spreader, maybe the butter will stay heavy at the secured end, and then not fall on the surface.

If it only happens with such secured positioning of buttered toast, then it must be the excess weight from the butter.

]]> By: Nobody http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-100096 Nobody Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:35:11 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-100096 Don't drop the toast! Don’t drop the toast!

]]> By: Danny the Admin http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-33557 Danny the Admin Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:51:13 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-33557 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallelepiped Looks like a brick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallelepiped

Looks like a brick

]]> By: Dr. Bulldog http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-30544 Dr. Bulldog Sat, 02 Jun 2007 22:49:46 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-30544 Of course, if you glue a slice of buttered bread to the back of a cat, and then throw the cat out of a window, two foundational laws of nature will cancel each other out as a cat always lands on his feet, and bread always falls on the buttered side. Since these laws of nature are canceled out, you will no doubt cause a warping of the very fabric of time and space, resulting in a floating anti-gravity cat... Cheers Of course, if you glue a slice of buttered bread to the back of a cat, and then throw the cat out of a window, two foundational laws of nature will cancel each other out as a cat always lands on his feet, and bread always falls on the buttered side.

Since these laws of nature are canceled out, you will no doubt cause a warping of the very fabric of time and space, resulting in a floating anti-gravity cat…

Cheers

]]> By: Georg Adam http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm/comment-page-1#comment-29939 Georg Adam Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:39:45 +0000 http://samsonblinded.org/blog/why-toast-falls-butter-side-down.htm#comment-29939 Whats the point? If it falls it falls and you better dont eat it if it falls on a dirty surface! Whats the point?
If it falls it falls and you better dont eat it if it falls on a dirty surface!

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